The Bliss of Ms. Blossom

My parents gave me a card with a twenty in it. I saw Vagina Monologues with an old friend and a new one. I gave advice even though I never take advice. A group of us went to Pei Wei then a movie made for humans. Some friends came over and ate red velvet cake with frosting and sprinkles. I got to talk to both Steph and Ryan on the phone. Mandy gave us her *pop-up Valentine with a bloody knife*! We set a pinecone on fire and unsuccessfuly tried to steam open a letter. A Scotsman and I disagreed about the British monarchy. Jess gave me a candy Valentine outside of the English building. I heard some good school-related news, ranging from graduate programs to the commencement ceremony. I was creepy and brilliant and funny. Our professor threw conversation hearts at the class. A man with big earrings gave me a red condom and brochures about STDs. I lost a few bets.