The Bliss of Ms. Blossom

Let me tell you about my wart. It's on the bottom of my foot and has only recently developed. My Will-brother had a wart on the bottom of his foot, but he waited so long to treat it that the doctors had to eventually cut it out. Rubbing it with Head & Shoulders shampoo or putting duct tape on it are two examples of folk remedies that I've heard. My junior high English teacher told us about a magazine that would buy warts - if you told them how many you had, they would send money and the warts would eventually fall off. In my Folklore class a few semesters ago, I remember hearing a wart remedy that involved burying a piece of cloth that touched the wart. At least, something like that, although what I just wrote doesn't really make sense. I opted for a bandaid-like treatment that I found at Wal-Mart. It seems that progress is being made, but today my wart began bothering me when I walked. So lame.