The Bliss of Ms. Blossom

I am in the library and I almost sat down next to this truly creepy individual, but I noticed who he was at the last second, did an exaggerated bug-eyed cartoon face, and scampered away. I have no idea if he noticed, but I also don't care in the least. I saw him in the library elevators once. He asked me how I was doing, then TOUCHED MY STOMACH. There are few instances when people can get away with that. Maybe if I was pregnant, and always if I'm about to have sex. Neither was the case here.