The Bliss of Ms. Blossom

What is wrong with work? It has been acting strange.

Crystal: Do you like deviled eggs?
Anna: Yeah, they're good.
Crystal: Rusty and I love it.
Anna: Oh yeah?
Crystal: That's what our family has once a week.
Anna: Well, I like them a lot, but apparently nowhere near as much as you guys.
Crystal: Really? The beer is cheap.
Anna: Wait, what are you talking about?
Crystal: Double Dave's.

I walked in today and saw a black gift bag with Congrats Grad written in silver. Inside, there were Texas Tech salt and pepper shakers. In all seriousness, these are freakin' cool. I have some that are little white owls, so now I have a mini-collection. The weird part was when I realized there was also a silver cross with God Bless Texas Tech engraved on it. A Double T was at the intersection where Jesus would theoretically have been.

A few thoughts:

1. Even for a religious person, this seems like a weird gift. It looks like Jesus has been replaced with Tech. Isn't it blasphemous to pray to a university?

2. I have worked there for a little over three years. After all that time, who would still assume I was Christian?