Monday, September 17, 2007
I don't give a fuck what jesus would do.
I'm so sick of reading in various places how "Jesus was a(n) ______!"
Fill in the blank: liberal, conservative, Democrat, Republican, pro-choice, pro-life, INFP, INFJ, feminist, chauvinist, environmentalist, capitalist... etc.
Who. The. Fuck. Cares.
It cannot possibly matter in the slightest way. I don't care who Jesus would have voted for, just like I don't care how he would have taken his coffee. For the record, I also don't care whether King Arthur would have supported the war in Iraq or whether Pecos Bill would have accepted homosexuals. Would Santa Claus have called Helen of Troy an equal, or would he have mocked her sleigh-driving? Sure, I'll answer that question when I'm ready to have a frivolous conversation, but not as a defense of my political beliefs.
Jesus, Arthur, Bill, Santa, Helen. These people are not real.
Fill in the blank: liberal, conservative, Democrat, Republican, pro-choice, pro-life, INFP, INFJ, feminist, chauvinist, environmentalist, capitalist... etc.
Who. The. Fuck. Cares.
It cannot possibly matter in the slightest way. I don't care who Jesus would have voted for, just like I don't care how he would have taken his coffee. For the record, I also don't care whether King Arthur would have supported the war in Iraq or whether Pecos Bill would have accepted homosexuals. Would Santa Claus have called Helen of Troy an equal, or would he have mocked her sleigh-driving? Sure, I'll answer that question when I'm ready to have a frivolous conversation, but not as a defense of my political beliefs.
Jesus, Arthur, Bill, Santa, Helen. These people are not real.
# posted by Anna : 9:57 PM
